• The Ultimate Lubricant
When you need magic of mythic proportions, reach for Wet® UNICORN SPIT™. Ethically extracted from free range unicorns, this miracle lubricant is sure to save the day. It even tastes like your favorite donut. Sugar-free yet still delicious. Magic! We all need a little help in the bedroom but when you’re riding a unicorn, anything is possible!
It’s silky smooth, sugar-free, colorless, non-staining, and latex friendly and because it’s water-based, it washes away easily with warm water.
All water-based lubricants require a preservative system. The Unicorns requested that we keep ours methylparaben and propylparaben free for those with paraben allergies. Again, cause Unicorns are looking out for you. Our flavored lubricants are preserved with pentylene glycol and potassium sorbate which have very low risk for irritation.
Apply Wet® UNICORN SPIT™ as desired to the area of the body you wish to enchant and moisturize. Reapply as you wish. Rinses away easily in a fresh mountain spring. Harmless if ingested. (Unicorns would be proud of you for swallowing.) Latex safe. (This product contains no sharp horns.)
No unicorns were harmed in the making of this product. Keep out of reach of children, fairies and goblins.
Glycerin, Water (Aqua), Pentylene Glycol, Carboxymethylcellulose, Artificial Flavor (Aroma), Potassium Sorbate.