Trigg Labs Launches A Game Changer: The ultimate in luxury lubrication, Wet® Unicorn Spit ™Dessert and Warming Dessert flavored Lubricants. You can find the updated donut flavored lube here.
LOS ANGELES – April 1, 2015 –After months of research, product development, and unicorn training, Trigg Laboratories proudly unveils their latest product innovation, Wet® Unicorn Spit ™, the ultimate addition to its line-up of Wet products.“We are thrilled to add Wet® Unicorn Spit ™ product to our line,” says Jennifer Martsolf, Vice President of Marketing for Trigg Labs. “Unicorns are magical creatures and we had a hunch that their saliva would be nothing short of a miracle for those who need magic of mythic proportions. Not surprisingly, Unicorn Spit ™ is iridescent and it even tastes like your favorite donut! We can’t tell you how we source this incredible formula but we can say that no unicorns were harmed in the making of this product. This is a limited edition release so get yours while you can.”Water-based Wet® Unicorn Spit ™ is paraben free, sugar-free, kosher certified, latex safe, and magically delicious.Wet will begin shipping Wet® Unicorn Spit ™, beginning April 1, 2015. To pre-order Wet® Unicorn Spit ™, contact your favorite distributor or Trigg Laboratories at firstname.lastname@example.org.